After Five Comes...?
"How long before I'm five?" Landon asked me one day.
"On March second," I answered him.
"And then how long before I'm twenty?"
An Important Question
"Dad, what happens if you don't hold your pee?" Landon asked.
Toby replied honestly, "You'd pee all over yourself."
"Oh," Landon said, satisfied with the answer.
Just making conversation one day, I asked Landon a question. One of his friends recently got a new baby sister and I wondered what Landon thought about it. So, I asked him for no reason at all other than to pique my curiosity, "Do you want a new sister?"
He looked over at Janae and nodded his head and said, "Yeah, I want to get rid of Janae and get a new sister."
So That's What They Call Them These Days
One morning I heard Janae intently trying to get the front door open.
"Janae, don't go outside yet," I instructed her.
"I just want to ring the dinner bell," she said, referring to the new doorbell.
Heaven on Earth
"Is our church heaven?" Landon asked one day.
"No, it's not," I informed him, wondering why he'd come up with that question.
"Then why was there a dead body there one time?" he said, thinking back to a funeral.
Someone You Love Is A Husband
"I can't wait for my husband to get here," Janae was overheard saying the other day.
"Janae, you don't have a husband, " we explained.
"Yes I do!" she exclaimed excitedly. "Grandpa and Grandma are my husband!"
A few questions heard around our house recently...
How do angels fly? (Landon)
If an angel goes back into heaven, how does the sky get fixed? (Landon)
Did all of Gene's hair holes get too big and his hair fell out? (Landon, referring to a balding friend.)