Friday, February 23, 2007

Need A Break?

* Are you a busy mom?

* Do you spend your time with little people that risk their lives all day long doing daring and dumb things? (like eating bugs, playing with the toilet, fighting over one of the 157 cars in your home, putting food in their hair, climbing furniture only to intentionally fall off the back of it, etc.)

*Are you feeling a little stressed? Like, maybe you're worried that if you turn your back, something tragic could happen?

*Do you never seem to have time to blog anymore?

*Are you tired of feeling tied down?

If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, you need a break. Read on to find out how you can find answers before it's too late...

Did you know that you can:

*Eliminate stress.

*Put some time into blogging (or other necessary free time).

*Untie your hands.

*Spend time in leisure without worrying about those little people.

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Do yourself a favor:

Cut those apron strings and put them where they belong!

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Elizabeth Ellen Moore said...

That is very funny!

Rachel said...

I love it, Courtney! The pictures are priceless!! They'll both enjoy reading this post in 10 years! :)

BrittLeigh said...

Ah, going back to that old trick again, eh? :D Such fond memories!

Hey, I miss you and you've hardly left! Can't wait for you to get back from your two room honeymoon....... I mean two DAY honeymoon. Geez. (Have I heard that before?)

Happymama said...

LOL< oh, you are hilarious!! Their faces say it all. LOL


Marissa Whitney said...

LOL, that is hilarious! : D

Anonymous said...

Too funny! You have a knack for writing.
A. Jean

Anonymous said...

Oh that is so funny, Courtney!!! Thanks for the big laugh! :)
- Desiree

Elizabeth U. said...

That is hilarious!! When one of my older sisters was little, she was constantly getting up during meals and wandering off. My Mom found an old belt and tied her to the chair at every meal!! It worked great! :)