Landon One Liners...
"Dad, does God have a Bible?"
"If Landon died, God could just make another one."
"Have a good later!"
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The Way To A Man's Stomach
I had just given Landon some prune juice. After he gulped down a few swallows he came over to me. "Hey Mom, look in my stomach," Landon said as he opened his mouth wide, "See my prune juice?"
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The Universal Headache"
I have a headache," Landon moaned from his car seat after church one Sunday. "Where's your headache, Landon?" I asked him. His response? "In my 'froat.' "
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About Me
- The Mom
- I'm a normal person living a normal life of raising normal kids. My kids do normal things. Like play in mud puddles in their good clothes. My windows are never clean. I have finger prints on my walls. My laundry is never finished. I rarely mop my floors because of 2 sons and 2 daughters who like mud puddles and ballet slippers. This is my life.
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- A Studying Student Who Seldom Updates
- My Husband's Wife's Brunette Sister
- My Man And His Metaphysical Blog
- Never Wonder What To Make For Supper Again
- Not Just AnyBeth
- Our Liberated Nanny Of Truth
- Pillman Politics
- R Street Art Center
- The Fridge Used Only For Magnets
- The Lef(t) Chi(c)k
- The V World And It's Citizens
- Those People I'm Related To
- Traveling Tunes Troop
4 comments:
Well, thr 'froat' is almost part of the head.
Good quotable quotes.
Once again, those were great! :D Thanks for sharing the laughs!
I love that "Have a good later!"
I oughta' try it sometime! :D :D :D
Valerie's mom here--When she was little, she once told me she had a headache and needed a cough drop. Pat
Just visited your site. Your Landon sounds a lot like my Xavier, too funny. I have to keep a pen and paper handy for the next hilarious comment! Have a great day!
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