With Landon's birthday in March,
Janae's birthday in April,
Toby's birthday in June,
and mine in July,
our family would be perfect if this baby came in May.
And then I look at the clock, observe the calander and realize that it's now 24 hours and counting before the month of May has expired.
Boy, do I need those contractions now.
The best labor advice I've read so far was "let your dog out... the morning my baby was born, I let the dog out, heard a pop and later that day went in labor."
Yes. It must've been the dog for sure.
I'm so desperate though, I think I will let the dog out in the morning. For that matter, I should let all the neighbor dogs out. Maybe that would work even faster.
Then, I'll eat spicy buffalo wings for breakfast, have a snack of eggplant parmesan later in the morning, take a brisk 3 mile walk before lunch, wash my dinner down with castor oil and spend the afternoon relaxing on a Yoga ball.
Any other tips?